It’s a boy!!!

You’ve got one in the oven, a small bundle of joy

You already know the stork, is bringing a boy

He’ll have ten little fingers and ten little toes 

The brightest eyes you’ve seen 

And the cutest little nose

But don’t be fooled he’ll smell a bit    

More often than not you’ll be covered in shit

You know it’s your partners turn and he won’t be happy

When the stench creeps out through your little mans nappy

You’ll hear his first words

You may feel quite sad

Cos he didn’t say mum 

But he did say dad

But he’ll always be, your little soldier 

That will never change even when he’s older

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