Maybe one day I’ll catch the ferry
To the port of Dublin then a drive to Kerry
To reach a maiden there’s none much fairer
But do I ask for Amy or is it Sarah?
I know what she looks like, she’s kind of hot
I’ll search high and low, I’ll give it all I’ve got
I know she’s a midwife but where I’m not sure
I’ll ask everyone I meet and knock on every door
See I need to know if she’s that special one
I feel it could be perfect before it’s even begun
She makes me smile, she makes me laugh
That’s exactly what I’ll tell all the hospital staff
They’ll all know instantly who I mean
The most beautiful girl from the Isle of green
So maybe one day soon while she’s still free
I’ll take a little trip to find the girl across the sea