After a few days of rare sunshine I came up with this silly rhyme, in hope for a great summer.
Summer’s nearly here, time to get my hit
Of freshly cut grass, and the waft of dog shit
The call of the ice cream van, kids hear from afar
Old grannies in the back yard, hanging out with no bra
Lovers frolicking on the grass, at the local park
Exposing their naked bodies, and it’s not even dark
Guys cruisin the streets, checking scantily clad girls
Hoping to give them, a necklace of pearls
Some sat by the river, supping real ale
Others squeezed into wetsuits, about to set sail
Stunt kites a blowing, gliding in the breeze
Scuffed knees of young boys, scrambling up trees
Girls in a circle, making daisy chains
People couped up like sardines, on aeroplanes
To exotic locations, where they drink till they drop
Others to the clubs, where they’re dancing nonstop
Old men in budgie smugglers, by the side of the pool
Leaving themselves open, for much ridicule
Bald men with beetroot heads, women with tan lines
Guys speeding on motorbikes, ignoring the signs
Kids playing pooh sticks, on top of a bridge
Teenagers sneaking beers from, mum and dad’s fridge
Pool parties and barbecues, in everyone’s yard
No stealing of burgers, the dog is on guard
Distracted by summer fun, when will we learn
To protect all our loved ones, from the effects of sunburn
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